At an office party, the question “What does LABOUR mean to you?” was asked…
The Power-Crazy said, “L.A.B.O.U.R. Leaders Always Bring Order Using Rules!”
The Forever Peacemaker said, “L.A.B.O.U.R. Let’s Always Bring Optimism, Understanding & Respect.”
The Ice Queen said, “L.A.B.O.U.R. Let’s Avoid Being Overly Upset or Resentful.”
The Drunk Artist said, “L.A.B.O.U.R. Love And Beer Over Undesirable Reports!”
The Work-Life Balance Campaigner said, “L.A.B.O.U.R. Let’s Avoid Being Overworked & Underappreciated, Really!”
The Philosopher cum Yoga Guru said, “L.A.B.O.U.R. Living And Breathing Our Ultimate Reason.”
The Sarcastic Cynic said, “Let’s Act Busy Over Useless Reports.”
The Bum said, “L.A.B.O.U.R. Lazy And Blaming Others Until Retirement.”
Any similarities between the characters in this post and real-life individuals, especially those from my office, are not purely coincidental. However, this post is a dramatisation of real people surrounding me during my 20-year career in the workforce.
Happy Labour Day, everybody!
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