Official Position Title: Executive Director of Home Operations
Job Type:
Full-time, Overtime Always Extended, Lifetime Appointment
Location:
Your House
Key Responsibilities:
A. Negotiation Expert: Skilled in hostage negotiations (mostly over vegetables and bedtime) and conflicts between team members regularly
B. Logistics Coordinator: Manages daily family logistics that outpace any Fortune 500 company’s supply chain
C. Chief Financial Officer of the Home Economy: Expert at stretching the family budget further than elastic, often magically turning RM100 into a week’s worth of groceries
D. Head of Security: Can detect when you’re up to no good with just a glance
E. Chief Emotional Officer: Always available for hugs, counselling, and crisis management, regardless of personal workload
Requirements:
A. Degree in Patience and Flexibility / Masters in Crisis Management / PhD in Multi-Tasking
B. Proficiency in all levels of first aid (including heartbreak)
C. Ability to cook a five-star meal using only rice and eggs
D. Fluent in at least three languages: Home Dialect, Tough Love, and Teenager
E. 24/7 availability, including holidays
F. Must possess the ability to function on minimal sleep
Remuneration Package:
Unlimited Hugs + Occasional “thank you” and “I love you” regardless of your experience & qualifications
To Apply:
You don’t. You’re already hired. And doing a fabulous job.
Happy Mother’s Day to all the Executive Directors of Home Operations. Your tireless effort doesn’t go unnoticed, even if it’s too often unsaid.
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