1. Sure, I’ll get right on that – as soon as I finish procrastinating.
2. Who needs a good attitude when you have a bad one that’s so much easier?
3. Nothing like a good old-fashioned blame game to boost team morale.
4. Why bother being productive when you can just pretend you are?
5. Let’s all just ignore our deadlines and hope for the best.
6. Let’s all take a break from our work and complain about how much work we have to do.
7. if you can’t say something negative, don’t say anything at all.
8. When in doubt, just blame it on the new guy.
9. Who needs to show up on time when you can just roll in whenever you feel like it?
10. Remember, if at first you don’t succeed, lower your standards.
#BebelBimbo
P.S. Please note the above terrible guidelines given above may result in decreased productivity, poor performance, and potentially getting you fired from your job. I cannot be held responsible for any consequences resulting from your dumbness and poor judgement. Peace. And Love.
