1. “We’re a fast-paced environment.”
Translation: We’re permanently understaffed.
2. “We’re looking for a self-starter.”
Translation: There won’t be much onboarding.
3. “We’re like a family here.”
Translation: Boundaries are negotiable.
4. “We’re looking for someone who can wear many hats.”
Translation: This job used to belong to three people.
5. “We’re looking for someone who thrives under pressure.”
Translation: Pressure is the default setting.
6. “We’re building a high-performance culture.”
Translation: Expectations are high. Resources are not.
7. “We’re looking for someone resilient.”
Translation: You’re going to need it.
8. “We’re growing rapidly.”
Translation: We’re figuring things out as we go.
9. “We value flexibility.”
Translation: Mostly yours.
10. “We’re looking for someone passionate.”
Translation: Hopefully passionate enough to overlook the salary.
Especially #6 & #10.
Guilty as charged. 😅😅😅
