Tutu Ku

Many years ago, a fortune teller told me that nobody will come to my funeral. You see, I am one of the friendliest person you will meet, so that statement baffled all of us. Till this pandemic happened, then it all made sense. I most likely will outlive all of you fuckers 🤭🤭🤭 Bimbo

Besides the doctors, nurses & riders, the other group of frontliners who are working tirelessly this pandemic are the grocery store workers. Jasper was telling me there are delivery trucks arriving everyday at the grocery store at his place. He told me his heart sank seeing the workers there, looking super tired. So, he sent … Read more

Replied 1 email, 3 emails received. Really WTF Bimbo

The Scene: It’s 10pm & I am watching Daym Drops eating Fresh, Fried & Crispy burgers on Netflix. So juicy… so tempting… My mouth is salivating. My stomach is growling. I can hear my fridge calling my name. Damn it. Lessons learned: Do not watch food shows at 10pm. Bimbo

If anything this 1st, 2nd, 3rd, Lockdown (probably till Batman Retires) has taught me is this: History has shown no one learns from history. Bimbo

My friends always tell me, do not give money to the beggars who come to us when we are dining at eateries. They are part of a syndicate that cheats money. Even if they are not, I am just encouraging them to be lazy. They have a pair of hands, they should work. My friends … Read more

I took this pictures of the strays around my neighbourhood during lockdown. My first thought was, “Not bad, still so fat the dogs.” It somehow reminded me the time when our branch wanted to organize a charity, one of us suggested, why not we go to PAWS instead. One of my colleague from another branch … Read more

I heard Patton Oswalt said: “The penguins goal is to get as fat as they can as fast as they can.” Fuck. I want to be a Penguin. Penguin Bimbo

Working from Home Last Night Drama: Me: *stares at laptop* Laptop: *stares back* Wanna come tap me with your fingers again, isit? Come la! Me: *resisting* Laptop: I know you wanna come tap me! Do it already! Me: *Sat down and started typing emails* So weak, Bimbo is.

No, it not we have to or we need to. It’s we want to. Because everything we decide to do, is a choice.